If ever I stray.
I am prone to phases of the following:
Sounding like a miserable bastard.
Reblogging pictures of sexy ladies.
Moaning about going to work.
Eating nothing but crap (ie sweets, chocolate, toast at every hour) for weeks on end.

This is my Tumblr. It isn't all that much more interesting than that.

Dan.M: I have a dream.

danmatthews:

I dream of a world where contestants of big brother and shipwrecked are all gathered together on the first night of the programme and slaughtered at point blank range using a browning 30 caliber machine gun, leaving nothing but bikini bottoms containing entrails and pieces of gym-sculpted abs…

preach, motherfucker.

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  1. hatemale reblogged this from danmatthews and added:
    preach, motherfucker.
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